Cassi Creek:
Shamelessly lifted from the “Daily Kos”
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Teabagger
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Paleocon
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Corporate Con
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Neocon
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Theocon
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Libertarian
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Archetype
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Sarah Palin
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Pat Buchanan
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Mitt Romney
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Bill Kristol
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Pat Robertson
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Ron Paul
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Purpose of Government
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Hands off my Medicare!
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Stop change
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Make me money, bail me out
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Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran...
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Impose my god on everyone else
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None
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In one word
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Crazy
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Paranoid
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Greedy
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Bloodthirsty
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Zealot
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Me!
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Obama
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Dictator
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Communist
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Socialist
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Appeaser
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Infidel
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Tyrant
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Biggest ally
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Theocon
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Libertarian
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Neocon
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Theocon
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Neocon
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Teabagger
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Biggest rival
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Corporate Con
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Neocon
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Teabagger
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Paleocon
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Corporate Con
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Corporate Con
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Pet concern
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Taxes
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Communists
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Regulators
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Empire
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Legislating god
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No laws
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Immigration
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Deport
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Deport
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Cheap labor!
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Terrorists
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Recruits
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Bring 'em
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International
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Don't care
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Isolationist
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Is there oil?
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Bomb already!
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Spark the rapture!
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Make trade, not war
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Guns
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Fight gov't tyranny!
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Wolverines!
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Ick!
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Bigger!
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For shooting doctors
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The more, the merrier
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Abortion
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Ban it!
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Bomb the clinic!
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Who cares?
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I'll pretend to care
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Shoot the doctor!
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Not my problem
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Corporatism
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Anti. In theory
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Anti. In theory
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Raison d'être
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Gotta build bombs
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Whatever
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Über alles!
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Race
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We've got Herman Cain!
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Whites Only
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Moochers
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Target practice
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Obama is Atheist Muslim
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No racial entitlements
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Taxes
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None!
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None!
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None!
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Free wars!
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Outsource to Norquist
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Worse than Hitler
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Gays
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Ick
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No special rights!
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ixnay on the igotrybay
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Who?
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Sodom and Gomorrah
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Who cares?
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I found this
amusing enough to include in today’s ramblings.
There’s got to be a song or two hidden in the repetitive words, I just
can’t see it clearly right now.
I’m equally
certain that somewhere in a right-winger propaganda center a minion is busily
composing a parallel chart attacking anyone opposing Grover Norquist’s desire
to destroy government. However, as I
rarely expose already fragile neurons to revisionist/reactionary autolysis, I
can’t provide the right-winger response to the chart above.
Use it; pass
it on with credit to the source. Do not
make light of it or ignore it. It
displays the presence of a badly mutated body politic, which should it remain,
will prove injurious to the formerly supposed United States.
That “united”
is a very questionable point in today’s version of the nation that began
self-identifying in 1776. We’ve never
truly been united politically and likely never will be. We’ve fought two wars on our soil centered on
self-determination. We’ve fought a
devastating civil war based on preventing the use of humans as slaves and
freeing the already enslaved. We’re
still fighting that civil war. Most of
the continual conflict falls along the same geographic parameters as the
initial four years of battles. Although the
Confederacy’s defeat demonstrated that secession was not allowable, we hear or
see some rabble-rousing politician demand that his state leave the union at
once. I’m at the point of letting them
with the proviso that we strip the departing states of all military hardware,
establish an immediate air/land/sea blockade, and give them to Mexico, France,
or Russia.
Have fun with
the chart.
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