22 August 2012 What
they should have learned in school
Cassi Creek:
Thanks to Auth for labeling the teavangelist’s home school
anatomy, physiology, and church-approved blow-up doll. Science classes are much more meaningful if
the students can be taught the proper names of those body parts with the help
of religiously – sanctioned, mostly anatomically pronounceable modern terms
instead of the vulgar European-socialist words used by liberal elitists .
Please note
that the home school blow-up doll syllabus adheres to the GOP/teavangelist
platform. It is designed to be taught by
persons who intend to leave the student with a knowledge base that agrees with
the 2012 GOP platform plank calling for a complete ban upon all abortions,
contraception, and sex education in schools
This Ayn Rand history and economics block is designed to
comply with the 2011 Texas board of education revision of American history and
economic theory. It champions
trickle-down economics, knowing that the poorly educated will vote for that
mechanism repeatedly; removing all hope of ever earning a living income. This education block will leave the student
with the understanding that they will become rich only by stealing the incomes
of the working class, the working, poor, and the former middle class. Greed is defined as good for the nation. The student will be taught that social safety
nets should exist only for the WASP families that renounce the philosophies of
Jefferson
Students will
be taught that the separation of church and state was not intended to be part
of the U.S. The fiction of Rand will be taught as if it was a proven economic
theory, and there will be no mention, under penalty of law, that Rand accepted
both Medicare and Social Security benefits.
If the GOP/teavangelist
2012 convention is affected by a
hurricane, it will be treated from the podium and by the tame (Fox News) media
as merely a natural occurrence. If the
Democratic Party 2012 convention is impacted by adverse weather, all the teavangelist
prosperity theologists as a direct warning from the supreme deity.
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