Saturday, November 3, 2012

3 November 2012 Just once, wouldn’t it be great





Cassi Creek:
          The pseudo-scientists, in thrall to the corporations, which have the most to lose in the efforts to combat global climate change, now find that their years of public denial in the service of energy companies leave them exposed for the charlatans they are.  The ice packs and glaciers are melting, the oceans are rising, and the best efforts of the government of North Carolina to legislate otherwise make not one bit of difference to the millions of beach dwellers and subway riders who no longer have a roof or a ride to work.
          The temptation to cast them adrift is very strong.  There should be a few floes left in the Arctic Ocean that would be suitable.  A slow but steady drift southward resulting in gradual decrease in surface area should provide them with time enough to consider their adherence to pseudo-science.  If a little seal blood is added to the edges of their floe, it should suffice to attract a polar bear of two for their entertainment, and mine.
          Fox News is now announcing that climate change is over, no longer a threat.  It must be interesting to be so divorced from the sciences of geology, meteorology. Physics, oceanography, and a dozen other disciplines that are currently making efforts to understand and describe this world and its place in the universe in a manner that allows others to review and understand the effects of our interaction with the physical world. 
          It is obvious that their inability to understand the world we live in that keeps Fox News viewers and others like them mired in a biblical fairy tale world, where 15 billion years of expanding universe somehow becomes shortened to 6-9000 years after a mythical creation. 
          Just some quick questions for such “well-informed” folks.  If Eve was surgically created from her twin, Adam, why is she depicted with a navel?  If Adam and Eve are composed of the same genetic material, when did their relationship become no longer incestuous? 
          Chew on those overnight while listening to the next installment of the teavangelists’ anti-Obama crusade.

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